"my new thing".

Foldin' TP at parties!!

frump.

Mac attack.

FACT:

Once you go Mac, you never go back.

I am such a loyal & attentive customer. I rep my shit. The evolution of Apple co. rules. They are starting to dominate. I would totally / probably will get a Mac tattoo. Datz wusssup.

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Astute Mac Observation of the Day:

In Sex & the City, Carrie has a Mac Book & the logo on the back is up-side down. I don't know why it always makes me smile. I love Sex & the City. However, I hate Carrie. She's all like 'ohh, I'm the narrator. I'm conflicted. I love shoes. I'm a WRITER.' Fuck off. I hate Sarah Jessica Parker so much that I love her. It's basically Sluts in the City but whatevaaa NYCCCC.

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The Reason I Hate the Word "Mac":

I'm a motha-fuckin' competitor. I played softball all through out my middle / high school years. That's right- softball, everyone's favorite fat girl sport, was my shit. I played the fuck out of some softball. CATCHER = BACKBONE. Not to toot my own horn but 'beeep beeep'. I went hard.

Softball is super dykey & overly aggressive. It's very vocal. Ridiculous chants. Sassy bitches.

The parents of a lady friend of mine, whom I'd been playing with for YEARS, were killer vocalists. Any time we got a hit & were running the bases, her mother would scream, "WHEELS, WHEELS, WHEELS!!".... I'll never forget that. Classic.

I have a lot of nicknames. I hate being assigned nicknames. Only a select few actually refer to me as Sara. Here are just a few (side note: not a joke): McG, McGuire, McGui, SEM, Cupcake, Crackers, McGeezy, Dingess, Noogie, Ba-noog, Sara 2, Hewah.

BUT, all I can focus on is the WORST ONE EVER! My afforementioned lovely teammates father, decided that Sara McGuire's personalized nick name should be "MAC". This shit drove me craaazy. It made my blood boil. It caught on for a hot second. It even progressed to "Big Mac".. I told you- fat girl sport. Years and years of Mac. Mac this, Mac that. Mac wants to stab you in the face, but you're loved none-the-less. Lady Jags for life.

fresh.

Sweating (profusely) from moving 5,000 books::

CLEAN:: from taking my very first shower in the new apt (slash I'm not naked).

new dwelling.

We know.

We're the shit.

ALZ & SEM FOREVER.

yezzz.

Started writing again. Feels good; feels real good.

longgg over-due

J-fuckface-J,

eat a dick, wash it down with some dr. pepper, & mind your own fucking business. pussy.

Sincerely,

SEM

FUCK COLLEGE!

datz what up

tiz-ight

Sketch of Voronoi - wonderfl build flash online

I'm so amazing.

DyKeZ -R- uS!

"NACHO-NACHO PITCH. YOU DIDN'T SWING 'CAUSE IT'S NACHO PITCH"

Can't wait to re-live the glory days with Ms. Bethany Susan Boomer this Saturday!

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Clearly, this is an accurate representation of who I REALLY am.

duh

schmexercise.

The other day I was at the gym on the bike, reading. A quasi-attractive man got onto the bike next to me. He was bumpin' the Postal Service with a smile on his face, whilst bobbing his head. Nostalgia.

P!NK

"I don't think imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... I think it's annoying"

shiiit

511,000

Minutes

Maybe I need Marijuana rehab?
Take the Quiz | Marijuana Addiction | Drug Rehab

life motto.

PRIDE.

Went to Chicago Pride this weekend to show my love & support. Got to see my very best friends & had a wonderful time!

Phillip & I were 90's as fuck & bought a disposable camera- enjoy!